coming soon: Penny Porsche in,

"I once gave head to a guy in Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood," said Penny Porsche, former rock 'n' roll promoter turned big-titted MILF porn star. "And we weren't the only people in the row. I know people saw us, but I didn't care. It really turned me on. He came in about a minute, so we didn't miss much of the movie."

First, I'm not surprised that Penny didn't care about being watched. After all, this is the girl who, when I interviewed her for SCORELAND, couldn't keep her fingers out of her pussy. One finger, then two, then three. Penny kept digging in while we talked (and while I tried to keep from cumming in my pants), and every time she took her fingers out of her cunt, they were coated in this thick, gooey cunt sauce. I liked that. Second, I'm not surprised that the guy came in about a minute. I'm surprised he lasted that long. Penny can have that effect on a guy. And they can have that effect on her.

"I'm a squirter," she said. "And if you're fingering me and you…